Ripndip Lord Nermal Doormat

The older you get, the more you appreciate finer things in life: Cats and solitude! The perfect doormat for our new apartment to not welcome any guests. Why? Because I don’t do social life. If you want to be with me, you have to get down to my level.

You can also get accessories and clothing to complete the set.



Ikea Malm Storage Bed

Buy this totally awesome bed!

You hear a sound. It’s late at night. What could it be? Who cares?! Hide in the storage compartment of your luxurious storage bed! Stay there until they find you! Stay there after they’re done with you…499 is a little steep for a bed that may or may not lift you into the air while you sleep and it doesn’t include a mattress, but it’s totally awesome and I want one anyway. You can even visit IKEA hackers for instructions on how to modify it to be even higher off the floor, for even more storage.