Ikea Malm Storage Bed

Buy this totally awesome bed!

You hear a sound. It’s late at night. What could it be? Who cares?! Hide in the storage compartment of your luxurious storage bed! Stay there until they find you! Stay there after they’re done with you…499 is a little steep for a bed that may or may not lift you into the air while you sleep and it doesn’t include a mattress, but it’s totally awesome and I want one anyway. You can even visit IKEA hackers for instructions on how to modify it to be even higher off the floor, for even more storage.